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January 12, 2006
New Arboreal Species Shows Intelligent Design
While Shirley and I were taking our morning constitutional, we sighted what I believe to be an adult female specimen of a here-to-fore unknown species.
I suggest that this new species be called Bicyclus arborealis. Domain, kingdom, phylum and class are as yet uncertain. While I hope that Shirley and I are remembered as the co-discoverers of this new species, I have resisted the natural temptation of naming it after myself. After all, she saw it first.
A couple of things worthy of note. B arborealis' overall anatomy seems to show specified design and its circular ventral extremities, while seemingly maladapted for life in the trees, are apparently irreducibly complex. These extremities seem to indicate that B. arborealis is also suited for limited terrestrial life but perhaps not in the fast lane.
Posted by DuaneSmith at January 12, 2006 06:02 PM | Read more on Humor |
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Since there is no fossil record for B. arborealis, it appears to have been created fully developed, yet its design implies co-evolution with a yet to be discovered creature.
Posted by: Aydin at January 15, 2006 06:34 PM
Aydin
You think there is no fossil evidence only because you have not excavated in my garage.
Posted by: Duane at January 16, 2006 10:20 AM
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