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June 30, 2008
David Ker's Parody Carnival
David Ker suggested a parody Biblical Studies meme and Iyov tagged me by reference. While this may have started as an exercise for the Biblical Studies community, it works very well for the larger Blogosphere as well. Since many bibliobloggers...Read all of "David Ker's Parody Carnival"
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June 18, 2008
The German Language and Involuntary Swearing
I've mentioned before that my ability to read German is limited by frequent outbursts of involuntary swearing. I'm sure that a native speaker or anyone who truly knows the language does not have this problem; but I do. Just last...Read all of "The German Language and Involuntary Swearing"
Posted by Duane Smith at 11:02 AM
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May 30, 2008
The Dirt on Geologists, Anthropologists and Archaeologists
By way of Afarensis, I just read a hilarious tale from the Johannesburg paper, The Star. Chris Rowan posted it at Highly Allochthonous. While a story is of a supposed attempt to produce a "Survivor" like TV show about geologists,...Read all of "The Dirt on Geologists, Anthropologists and Archaeologists"
Posted by Duane Smith at 7:34 PM
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May 12, 2008
A Well-rounded Individual
with a perfect balance Tragedy, Romance, and Comedy in my life? Hmmm! But then my life is one of those "Problem Plays" Hmmm! Problem Plays (You scored 38% = Tragic, 56% = Comic, 38% = Romantic, 39% = Historic) You...Read all of "A Well-rounded Individual"
Posted by Duane Smith at 10:22 AM
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April 1, 2008
Not In My Family, Not This Time
For a while, Shirley thought this individual was one of my relatives. Hans Jacob Holtzapfel, born about 1662 in Franfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany; died June 17, 1684 in Michelfeld near Sinnsheim, Germany. Executed: beheaded and burnt at the stake...Read all of "Not In My Family, Not This Time"
Posted by Duane Smith at 7:46 PM
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March 25, 2008
A Fine Disassemblage
Have you ever wondered how a pottery assemblage comes to be? Well, Martin Rundkvist' cat has created an abnormally interesting one. Check it out at Aardvarchaeology. Notice that one must use the most recent sherds for dating purposes. I'm looking...Read all of "A Fine Disassemblage"
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March 20, 2008
Chris Heard Is Using Strong Language
“Charlatan,” “twaddle” he exclaims while decrying an upcoming movie from the same folks who brought us The Secret. Chris' degradation into such talk reminded me of another film that I once saw. In 1973, a fellow Gezerite and I were...Read all of "Chris Heard Is Using Strong Language"
Posted by Duane Smith at 9:37 AM
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January 25, 2008
This May Light Up Your Life
PZ Myers thinks he has found some "Inappropriate iconography." Drop by Pharyngula and see what you think. I would have posted this sooner but I couldn't stop laughing. I also spent some time trying to see where one could buy...Read all of "This May Light Up Your Life"
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January 5, 2008
My Predictions for 2008
Apparently, God has made a prediction for 2008 but his prophet won't tell what it is. Well now that the year is a few days old and I have had a change to get a feel for it, to align...Read all of "My Predictions for 2008"
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December 31, 2007
How Did I Do On My 2007 Predictions?
In January, 2007, I made ten predictions for the coming twelve months. Unless something quite unexpected happens in the next couple of hours, I think I'm safe in saying that I did very well: 92.5% correct. Some may question my...Read all of "How Did I Do On My 2007 Predictions?"
Posted by Duane Smith at 7:26 PM
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December 15, 2007
Rated R for Metaphysics
Here is how Manohla Dargis of the New York Times described the rating of Coppola's new movie "Youth without Youth." "Youth Without Youth” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Gun violence, sexual congress, female nudity,...Read all of "Rated R for Metaphysics"
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December 10, 2007
A New Home for My Research
This morning I received an unsolicited email from Wiley-Blackwell with the following title, "A new home for your research." I was so excited. Someone was asking me to publish something, anything, in his or her journal. But then I read...Read all of "A New Home for My Research"
Posted by Duane Smith at 10:06 AM
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October 9, 2007
Depleting the Language
Alun Salt has a hilarious post on things you might get sued for writing. It seems that the 2011 plus 1 Organizing Committee of some famous international games thinks it owns a UK copyright on the year after 2011 and...Read all of "Depleting the Language"
Posted by Duane Smith at 8:04 PM
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September 19, 2007
It Makes No More Sense in Pirate Talk
Arrrr! Today be international talk like a pirate day. So I decided I'd try t' find t' Akkadian word or phrase for pirate. T' best I could come up with be šarrâqu that means "thief." So I decided t' just...Read all of "It Makes No More Sense in Pirate Talk"
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August 29, 2007
Getting Ready
While working with the roustabouts to prepare the vacant lot for Biblical Studies Carnival XXI, I found this at a site aptly called Carnival and Circus Jokes. I thought it might help you get in the spirit. A carnival truck...Posted by Duane Smith at 7:03 PM
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July 15, 2007
On Learning Greek
John Habbins and Iyov are having a conversation that I'm tempted to get into but likely won't, at least for now. As part of a much larger point Iyov makes this observation, . . . attempting to learn two languages...Read all of "On Learning Greek"
Posted by Duane Smith at 10:26 AM
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July 6, 2007
Not in My Family
I think I've mentioned that Shirley is trying to fine at least one honorable person in either one of our backgrounds. So far she has traced part of her family line back to the 16th century and part of mine...Read all of "Not in My Family"
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June 29, 2007
One of My Worshippers Sent Me an Ecard!
WARNING: The email I describe below is a delivery vehicle for a malicious worm. If you get an email like it, do not take any of the links and delete the email from you computer. I just got an email...Read all of "One of My Worshippers Sent Me an Ecard!"
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April 1, 2007
A New Inscription from Ugarit
I learned that archaeologists have just found a new inscription near Ugarit that reads as follows: bhlm abrhm yšn The above text was engraved in the standard Ugaritic cuneiform alphabet on a stone near the remains of a posthole that...Read all of "A New Inscription from Ugarit"
Posted by Duane Smith at 9:52 AM
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February 5, 2007
A Teacher's Work is Never Done
Today is carpet installation day, or so it is supposed to be, therefore I thought I'd continue my reflections on swearing. The subject, swearing that is, reminds me of an abnormal situation at the company for which I still work...Read all of "A Teacher's Work is Never Done"
Posted by Duane Smith at 1:28 PM
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January 3, 2007
What Is Really Going to Happen in 2007 and What Is Not
It seems that Pat Robertson is back in the predicting business. Every year at this time a cadre of soothsayers, spiritualists, clairvoyants and other frauds think it their obligation to enlighten us with their predictions for the coming year. Many...Read all of "What Is Really Going to Happen in 2007 and What Is Not"
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December 16, 2006
And Now For Something Completely Stupid
Ever wonder what I looked like as an Elf? Well, here's your chance; take this link. I think I prefer afarensis as an Elf. And of course, you can also make a fool Elf of yourself if you like....Read all of "And Now For Something Completely Stupid"
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September 13, 2006
On the Fine Art of Unavailability
As some of you may know I work very part time for a small company and something came my way last week that reminded me of two occasions in my more active professional life that now amuse me. Many years...Read all of "On the Fine Art of Unavailability"
Posted by Duane Smith at 9:14 AM
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September 7, 2006
Every Day in Everyway, I'm Getting Better and Better
My nerd quiz results, Nuts, afarensis beat me by 2 percentage points. The last time I took this quiz I got 88%, "High Nerd."...Read all of "Every Day in Everyway, I'm Getting Better and Better"
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July 18, 2006
I Support the Presidents Right to Use the S Word
Except, of course, during involuntarily swearing resulting from hitting my thumb with a hammer or the like, I don't use many obscenities in my daily discourse. Sure, a voluntary obscenity every day or two can spice up one's life. But...Read all of "I Support the Presidents Right to Use the S Word"
Posted by Duane Smith at 8:50 AM
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May 28, 2006
Just for Fun
If you need a little laughter in your life take a look at "A Note on Iconography of “Yarmukian” Neolithic Figurines" recently published in The Journal of Unproductive and Non-reproducible Knowledge Vol. .43/13. Thanks to Jim West for bringing this...Posted by Duane Smith at 11:47 AM
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May 17, 2006
Why I Seldom Make Predictions
In the light of the fact that Patrick Fitzgerald has not as yet called a news conference for today or otherwise made an announcement, I have asked Shirley to prepare this guy for my evening meal. She tells me that...Read all of "Why I Seldom Make Predictions"
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May 6, 2006
My Mona Lisa
I have the real Mona Lisa hanging on the wall in my living room. It is the very one that Leonardo da Vinci painted in oil on wood likely between 1503 and 1505 and is also called La Gioconda. The...Posted by Duane Smith at 9:36 AM
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April 1, 2006
King David's Seal and Hebrew as the Ancestor of all Languages
Tyler Williams at Codex has an interesting piece that you might want to read and enjoy. It was posted at 12:01 am today. I just hope Tyler doesn't suffer from Mark Twain's literary problem. My own luck has been curious...Read all of "King David's Seal and Hebrew as the Ancestor of all Languages"
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April 1 Reading List
Eisenbrauns is offering the following set of books as part of a one-day special for April 1. First Compendious Near Eastern Grammar Everything You Ever Wanted to Know Edited by A.P. Ril Winged Bull Press,2006 12000 pages in 12 volumes...Read all of "April 1 Reading List"
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Titles Only From Here On
March 30, 2006
Angels in the Gaps
February 14, 2006
The Cat is On the Roof
January 22, 2006
Solving the World's Problems One at a Time - Freeway Traffic
January 12, 2006
New Arboreal Species Shows Intelligent Design
January 3, 2006
Nerdier Than Thou
November 17, 2005
New Government Mental Health Program for Seniors
November 10, 2005
The Punchline From Dover
October 30, 2005
I'm A Monkey
August 13, 2005
LA County Circumcised for State Fair
July 27, 2005
Get Your Viking Name While They Last
May 25, 2005
Make Sure You and Your Dogs and Cats Understand the Laws in California
May 18, 2005
I'm Luke Skywalker
April 30, 2005
Amazing - I'm a Little Bit Republican
April 13, 2005
A Short Lexicon of the Neo-con Language
April 1, 2005
April 1, A Dangerous Day to Post
March 20, 2005
Just Follow Your Nose
February 19, 2005
A Book in Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush
February 16, 2005
Gas Too High?