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February 3, 2012

The New Brill Typeface

Targuman Christian Brady tells us of a new Unicode typeface from Brill. It is really quite lovely and has great support for diacritical marks and Greek. Two things stopped me from adopting it as Abnormal Interest's official typeface. First it...

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December 31, 2011

This Marks The End Of Abnormal Blogging Until Next Year

Have a happy New Year. My New Year’s resolution is to stop using 2011 by mid-March 2012....

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December 21, 2011

The End Of The World

As of 2:16 PM PST the world hasn’t ended. I’ll let you know if anything changes....

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July 27, 2011

Philo, Shirley and the Society of Biblical Literature

Jim Davila of PaleoJudaica.com directs us to Philonica et Neotestamentica and Torrey Seland’s post on the schedule for the Philo of Alexandria Seminar sessions at the upcoming SBL Annual Meeting. Philo is the principle reason I can’t get Shirley to...

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May 9, 2011

The Proper Order Of Things

I’m working on an essay that I plan to submit to an open access journal that publishes stuff on the Hebrew Bible. But every time I read my evolving but nearly complete drafts, I worry that there is something wrong...

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April 26, 2011

My Thoughts On The Upcoming Royal Wedding

                Thanks for asking....

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April 24, 2011

Too Much Of A Good Thing

The important message from this latest study is interesting because, while saying that swearing as a response to pain might be beneficial, there is evidence that if you swear too often in everyday situations the power of swearing won't be...

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April 14, 2011

Should We Have A Bake Sale?

According to today’s print edition of the Los Angeles Times, the CEO of Exxon Mobil Corporation “received slightly lower compensation last year.” At a measly $21.4 million, a 1% decrease from the year before, and with gas prices on the...

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March 21, 2011

Osso Buco and Augury at Ugarit

I don’t even claim to know any Italian but that doesn’t mean that I’m exempt from dealing with it from time to time. My main problem with the language is that after struggling with a few words or a sentence...

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March 12, 2011

What Do You Call A Reception At A Cemetery?

A few thousand of my fellow alumni, their families and I have been invited to a funeral reception. Why would anyone host a funeral reception for a university president at a cemetery? Personally, I try my best to avoid receptions...

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January 19, 2011

Need To Fake An Incoming Call?

Provided you have the right Samsung phone, Boing Boing has instructions straight out of the manual. Don’t call me about this. I’ll just call myself and tell myself that at least one such phone is the Samsung S3500. Checkout page...

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January 16, 2011

Are They Trying To Tell Me Something?

On the one hand, I just received an email notification for the 14th Applied Stochastic Models and Data Analysis International Conference this June in Rome. While I am interested in the topic, I rather doubt that my limited ability to...

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December 17, 2010

I Get Comments

Generally, more than half of them are spam comments but today I got an extra load. Here’s one I practically liked but didn’t agree to post. “As a contractor, I address some of these issues are (sic) a regular basis...thanks...

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November 30, 2010

A 41 Year Old Quesadilla – Bon Appétit

While making arrangements for a group lunch this Thursday, I noticed this item on the menu,       Aged Cheese Quesadilla (1969)             Cheddar and Jack Cheeses Grilled in a Handmade Flour Tortilla.             (with Beef, Roasted Pork or...

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October 27, 2010

Common English Bible

I just received a “complementary” leather bound copy of the Common English Bible’s Christian New Testament translation and boy am I disappointed. I thought "common" meant vulgar and I was expecting a lot of profanity and dirty words. So far,...

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October 23, 2010

Getting Even

Thoreau at Unqualified Offerings has a beef with big companies. The beef is about the asymmetry in the way mistakes are addressed. When he makes a mistake, he must fix it immediately. When big companies make a mistake, they take...

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October 12, 2010

Finally

I’m pleased to report that someone I didn’t know and never heard of died yesterday. When you reach my age, you don't get that kind of news very often. It would be insensitive of me to give the deceased’s name....

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August 10, 2010

On My Lack Of Clarity

Now that I’m in the process of getting a few things published I must deal with reviewers and editors. Why do they bother to ask me to clarify a comment or phrase? Don’t they understand that had I been clear,...

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July 18, 2010

The Onion Scoops Forthcoming Twain Autobiography

An Onion News in Brief exposes Mark Twain’s views on our world....

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July 16, 2010

Is That CAD Or CAD?

These days when I see the letters CAD I think, Chicago Assyrian Dictionary. Doesn’t everyone? So when I got an email whose subject read, “CAD Software Plugins,” I was baffled for a few moments. WOW, CAD software plugins! Wow, CAD...

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March 3, 2010

Unready for Memnon of Troy or Noah

Memnon of Troy may be one of my relatives. Noah may be also. But who isn’t related to Noah? However, I have my doubts about these long lost relatives. I’ve mention a couple of times that Shirley is working on...

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February 11, 2010

Do It Yourself Spam

Should I really have to fill in my own name on a spam email? Recently my spam filter trapped an email that began as follows, [FIRST_NAME], listen... I'm not going to waste your time or insult your intelligence with petty...

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February 3, 2010

A Little Egyptian Graffiti

Quinn Dombrowski at Crescat Graffiti, Vita Excolatur discovered an Egyptian text at the University of Chicago. You might fine it abnormal if not abnormally interesting. Students at the U of C seem to be skilled at multiplexing. Via משלי אדם...

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January 30, 2010

On My Scottish Heritage

Shirley continues to research my Scottish heritage. Archibald Livingston was my 16th great granduncle, the brother of my 16th great grandfather. One source describes him as a “natural idiot.” Shirley worries that this may run in the family....

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January 22, 2010

A Little Out Of Control

In his latest “Skeptic” piece in Scientific American, Michael Shermer asks us to think of a time when we felt out of control and then says, “Now take a look at the top illustration on this page. What do you...

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January 9, 2010

Cat Summoned For Jury Duty In East Boston

Considering a few jurors with whom I have served, Sal the cat might have been more helpful. His owners tried to get him off on the basis that he can't speak English. Speaking English is apparently a requirement in Sal's...

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January 5, 2010

Improving the Moral Climate One Footnote At A Time

Over at Ancient Hebrew Poetry, John Hobbins has begun what I think will be a series of reviews of a trilogy that I am not likely to read. The topic is not within the scope of my normal abnormal interests...

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December 16, 2009

Defending Our Western Heritage

Why are Jay Crisostomo and his wife not telling their daughter about Santa? You'll need to drop by mu-pad3-da to find out....

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November 29, 2009

An Easy Labor

The other day Greg Laden and his wife welcomed a baby into the world. Aside from providing the normal statistics for young Huxley, Greg makes this abnormal observation, "Labor was 8.5 hours long, a record for our midwife. In fact,...

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November 24, 2009

Meeting Summary

Not being able to attend the Society of Biblical Literature or the American Schools of Oriental Research meetings this year, I eagerly await all conference reports. The Angry Professor of A Gentleman's C just filed this, The conferences were meh....

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Titles Only From Here On

November 20, 2009

"Preapproved" You Say; "Hurry" You Say

Scholars Brawl

November 13, 2009

Don't Tell Our Cat

October 21, 2009

What Do They Have Against Sewers?

September 7, 2009

Happy Labor Day To Me

August 31, 2009

On The Wrong Mailing List Again

August 28, 2009

What Now? Corrupting of Youth?

August 16, 2009

Mermaid Reward

August 15, 2009

Closing The Arts Library at UCLA

July 31, 2009

Blog Headline Of The Day Weak Week

July 12, 2009

No News Here

July 8, 2009

Motivational Reading

June 3, 2009

King of Saudi Arabia Becomes Pope!

May 17, 2009

Amazing

May 11, 2009

Careful: Chinese Women's Writing Is Just A Click From Ancient Mesopotamia

April 26, 2009

Flying Too Low?

April 14, 2009

How Can I Go On Without A Reference?

April 8, 2009

Ingredients Ezekiel Forgot

February 10, 2009

Room for Confusion

December 18, 2008

The Finest Facilities

November 11, 2008

Correcting A Possible False Impression

November 2, 2008

There's Abnormal and There's Just Plain Weird

August 29, 2008

Friday Loanword: māḫāzu

June 30, 2008

David Ker's Parody Carnival

June 18, 2008

The German Language and Involuntary Swearing

May 30, 2008

The Dirt on Geologists, Anthropologists and Archaeologists

May 12, 2008

A Well-rounded Individual

April 1, 2008

Not In My Family, Not This Time

March 25, 2008

A Fine Disassemblage

March 20, 2008

Chris Heard Is Using Strong Language

January 25, 2008

This May Light Up Your Life

January 5, 2008

My Predictions for 2008

December 31, 2007

How Did I Do On My 2007 Predictions?

December 15, 2007

Rated R for Metaphysics

December 10, 2007

A New Home for My Research

October 9, 2007

Depleting the Language

September 19, 2007

It Makes No More Sense in Pirate Talk

August 29, 2007

Getting Ready

July 15, 2007

On Learning Greek

July 6, 2007

Not in My Family

June 29, 2007

One of My Worshippers Sent Me an Ecard!

April 1, 2007

A New Inscription from Ugarit

February 5, 2007

A Teacher's Work is Never Done

January 3, 2007

What Is Really Going to Happen in 2007 and What Is Not

December 16, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Stupid

September 13, 2006

On the Fine Art of Unavailability

September 7, 2006

Every Day in Everyway, I'm Getting Better and Better

July 18, 2006

I Support the Presidents Right to Use the S Word

May 28, 2006

Just for Fun

May 17, 2006

Why I Seldom Make Predictions

May 6, 2006

My Mona Lisa

April 1, 2006

King David's Seal and Hebrew as the Ancestor of all Languages

April 1 Reading List

March 30, 2006

Angels in the Gaps

February 14, 2006

The Cat is On the Roof

January 22, 2006

Solving the World's Problems One at a Time - Freeway Traffic

January 12, 2006

New Arboreal Species Shows Intelligent Design

January 3, 2006

Nerdier Than Thou

November 17, 2005

New Government Mental Health Program for Seniors

November 10, 2005

The Punchline From Dover

October 30, 2005

I'm A Monkey

August 13, 2005

LA County Circumcised for State Fair

July 27, 2005

Get Your Viking Name While They Last

May 25, 2005

Make Sure You and Your Dogs and Cats Understand the Laws in California

May 18, 2005

I'm Luke Skywalker

April 30, 2005

Amazing - I'm a Little Bit Republican

April 13, 2005

A Short Lexicon of the Neo-con Language

April 1, 2005

April 1, A Dangerous Day to Post

March 20, 2005

Just Follow Your Nose

February 19, 2005

A Book in Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush

February 16, 2005

Gas Too High?