When Religious Convections and Image Collide

I’m planning to stone someone. Here’s my plan.
First, I’ll dig a hole and bury her up to her chest. I wouldn’t be so benevolent if she were a man. Then I’ll collect a bunch of stones. No single stone will be large enough to kill her outright. Then I’ll get several people to throw these stones at her until she dies.
What? You think this is barbaric? ” “Immoral!” you say.
Well, in that case, I guess, I’ll think about it.
Reread my title: I said “image” not “morality.” Morality has nothing to do with religion.